Day 58 - The Eener Evaluation
Before the Temple in Ruins 59 - 6/16
In light of yesterday’s revelry into past flames, I’ve decided to come up with a questionaire, which I can send to all the girls from my past whom I’ve dated, or more often than not just “had my eye on”…It’s sort of like High Fidelity, but you’d just get this lousy letter in the mail…
Name
____________ _________________________
(first) (last)
Background Questions
1. Who are you in relation to me?
____________________________________________________
____________________________________________________
____________________________________________________
Mark with an X
2. Sexual Orientation
Straight ____ Gay ___ Nicholas Ray (More Straight than Gay) ___
3. Are you currently…
Single ____ Dating _____ Married_____
Our History
1. Did we date?
yes ____ no ____
if so, for how long? _________________
if no, how long did I pursue you? ____________________
2. Did I ever have a chance?
yes ____ no ____
if yes, did I miss that chance by being a pussy?
yes ____ no ____
if no, did you even know I liked you?
yes ____ no ____
Rate my approach on the scale below
________________________________________________________
1 2 3 4 5 6
Romantic Sweet Nice More Annoying Creepy Peter Lorre
Than Nice in M
3. Did I ever buy you flowers?
yes ____ no ____
4. Do you think you deserved those flowers?
yes ____ no ____
5. Are comic books a turn off?
yes ____ no ____
6. Did they turn you off?
yes ____ no ____
7. Would it change your mind if I told you I don’t read comic books anymore?
yes ____ no ____
8. Does it turn you on or off that I now read philosophy and know who “Proust” is?
I’m way MOIST____ My Loins are quite GRITTY____
9. Did you ever say “I think we should just be friends?”
yes ____ no ____
10. Did that deter me?
yes ____ no ____
Rate your feelings about that…
________________________________________________________
1 2 3 4 5 6
Romantic Sweet Nice More Annoying Creepy Peter Lorre
Than Nice in M
11. If we never went steady, do you regret not giving me a chance?
yes ____ no ____
12. Now that I am steadily employed at a Lowe’s Distribution Center, would you give me a shot?
yes ____ no ____
13. Describe what I must do to appeal to you…
____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________
14. Do you think any of this matters to me?
yes ____ no _____
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this survey should not have been written while watching Doctor Who…dammit…
