Day 63 - Nouveau Douche
Before the Temple in Ruins 64 - 6/24
I’ll be beginning a series of performances titled “Nouveau Douche” where I try to blend in with my generation. Just be like everyone else. (this title makes no sense in french…unless you’ve just gotten a new shower installed…it’s entirely colloquial)
I draw heavy influence from these fellows…
that’s michael weaver and nat faxon, actors, who normally aren’t douches…but they’re portrayal of Roy and Manny, the “dude, don’t be gay” characters from Club Dread, defines douche and are an inspiration to all of us here at Nouveau Douche
You’ll find me in the shadows
You’ll find me in da Club
You’ll find me in your neighborhood Buffalo Wild Wings
I plan to dawn a tapout t-shirt, a backwards yankees cap…use the phrases dude, and bro to their fullest, give copious amounts of high fives while watching football
I will slap the asses of your waitress…I will get in fights at parties…I will become the main character from Never Back Down…
for I am Nouveau Douche! (also whenever I proclaim this I’d like you all to chant back, Douche! Nouveau!)
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