Day 95 - The Full Fucking Show
Before the Temple in Ruins 91 - 8/19
(photo courtesy of Team Arnold/Jonas, Key West, FL)
Splice (the previously mentioned “handicapped” kid, we’ve since given him a nickname) gave me a nickname today…
Ian “the Full Fucking Show” B***********
——perfect
I’ll be using this for the rest of my life, and it will most likely evolve into a solo show title…now where to put the emphasis…
Ian Breidenbach’s the Full Fucking Show
or
Ian Breidenbach’s the Full Fuckin’ show…possible porno or southern cross burning ceremony
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Lowe’s for some reason allowed over half of the shift to take the day off of work for “bereavement leave” for the kid who died last weekend. I would understand if he’d worked there for years or something and had made an impact on people’s lives…but he started in March and worked in shipping…However, people who didn’t even know him took the “leave.” the Appliances department only had 5 people there. so people just took advantage of his funeral (which was at 11:00 am, and no where near our scheduled work day) It seems as if you have had a conversation with a person you are to be distraught to the point of immobilization and unable to work…
horrible fucking people…
Steve has since assigned me the position of “door-asshole” at his funeral, sending away anyone whom I deem unnecessary to his procession into the afterlife (or lack there of)
I myself will probably just walk into the ocean or a cave and be forgotten.
